this
is not
another
efffing
gin
website
there's
no boasting
about effing
artisanal
gin still or
balderdash
about
botanicals
no beardy
hipster
mixologists
telling you
to drink
with pickled
celery and
squid ink
no effing
history
section that's
about as
interesting
as a
carpet tile
brochure
all you'll
find here is
well made
no nonsense
gin that
doesn't pretend
to be an elixr
made by the
effing gods
and in
a world
filled with
too many
effing gins
isn't that
a tonic
not another
effinggin
is available
to buy in
these fine
purveyors
of alcohol
or
effing
drink
shops
as we like
to call
them
edinburgh
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